Responses to "children don't understand sarcasm":
"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Oh, was I being sarcastic with my kids?"
"They would if you used sarcasm as much as I do"
"How else am I supposed to entertain myself?"
"Thats nothing, you should hear me at home."
"Hey, I'm not coddling my kids. Its a tough world out there."
"You're assuming I want them to understand what I'm saying."
"Oh, and I guess I shouldn't tell her when she's being a bitch either."
"Oh dear, and I really thought I was a shoo-in for Mother of the Year"
"Its alright, I'm a homeschooler."
Responses to any unsolicited parenting advice:
"That which doesn't kill them, makes them stronger."NOTE: Comments on this post can be found here.
"Don't worry, the State has already assigned a social-worker to monitor our
"I'll take it under advisement." -- legalese for 'screw you'
"Thanks for the advice, you will now be mocked on the internet."
"I was raised with sarcasm and I turned out fine."